When The Son's Away, Mom Plays.

Two guys are sitting around talking...about one's mother.

"She's hot," one of them says.

"It's my mom, man. Don't even think about it."

Well, mom shows up. It's Sindi Star, and when she squeezes by where the friend is sitting, she practically shoves her short-shorted ass in his face, drawing a shake of the head from her disgusted son. Poor kid. It's not easy having a MILF for a mom. Mom's a slut, there's no doubt about that.

"Are you sure you're his mom?" tact-lacking friend says, "You two look nothing alike."

"My dad, bro'" the son says. "She has a thing for dark-skinned men."

"I sure do," mom says.

Yeah, and guess what? The friend happens to have dark skin, and then the son gets a call on his cell phone, and then mom and the friend are left alone together.

We'll let you figure out what happens next, but put it this way: If mom was planning on going for a facial today, she got one at home. Read More »